Dorset Naga's usually score over a million scovilles each. I am going to need some plastic gloves which will need burning afterwards.

Greengrocer need my work has a large collection of dorset naga chillis. I have bought quite a few. Perhaps a few was too many?

Making a broadbean and seitan curry with tumeric rice. Going to be a belter. Let's hope the stomach can handle it. nomnomnom

can't hang around here whittering to you lot all day. Need to go to work and whitter to you all from there. :-) prioritiesright

At some point in my sleep I appear to have seriously grazed my own arm. puzzled

Overdid the starch on the shirt again this morning. I think it's capable of standing up on its own.

Just realised I have eaten very little all day but have polished off a bottle of red in no time at all. crazydiet