Time for bed. Night night baby clanger. NIght night soup dragon. NIght night Iron Chicken. NIght night Froglets!

Right. Finish cleaning, have a bath, have some food and sleep. What a rock and roll lifestyle I live!

I feel like consuming a huge amount of junk food, pigging on tortilla crisps and halipeno dip and several bottles of beer. Sadly I have none.

Time to sleep. Goodnight button moon!

It's sick but still funny! http://ping.fm/Eabfw

Well that was good. The plot twists and turns all over. Hoping for some "bad-ass" alien action soon! torchwood

Well I have no work tomorrow. I can stay up late and have jelly and ice cream.

Am watching torchwood on the iplayer.

Kitten War! hahaha http://ping.fm/W24fP

Hungry. I am going to cook some Puy lentils, green beans, artichokes and serve with salad and black bread! :-)

I'm melllllllllttttttinnnggggg!!!!! toohot

Forgot the ebay auction I was following. Memory like a sieve. Must be old age. :-(

Damn! It's hotter than the sun!

Back from 3 hours in work. Did someone say I had a holiday? Hmmm...

No sign of the teatowelclub this evening. Must all have lives I guess. Hellooooooooo *echo echo echo*....

I stare at the bottle. It says 'Drink me'. I am wary. I recall what happened to Alice. I don't want to be smaller than Cat.

Off to the shops. Bakers for croissants and Spar for cat food.

Shopping list for today. New AllStar trainers (cos I'm down wiv da kidz), Pyjamas (cos I'm getting old), lots of film for camera (holiday!)

Sun is glorious right now. 15 degrees at 7.30. Could summer be coming back? happy

More wine vicar? Don't mind if I do!

I am now officially on holiday. I am thinking of a cold Czech beer from the fridge or a bottle of Italian red. decisionsdecisions

I am home. I have salted cucumber open sandwiches, a cold can of sugar free cola and a cat wrapped around my left leg. content

Tis still dark and cold. When does porridge season start?

Time for bed. To sleep. To dream of squirrels and their evil plans for the manipulation of world nut prices. noscruples furrycapitalists

WebOS down. MeeGo down. Symbian down. The world of mobiles is becoming very much a two horse race sadly.

Downloading King Creosote's Diamond Mine. Missed this one previously. Just right for those blue moments :-/

Downloading the new album from the North Sea Radio Orchestra. It's been too long since the last one. Lovely vibes! :-)

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee earworm

Damn! I am hungry this morning. Who has the coffee? teatowelclub

Snoozetime! zzzz

Damn it's hot!

Russian theme to the bbcproms this evening. Should be a cracker. :-) @bbcproms radio3

wooo hooo...bound for moomoo land!

Dig those funky cow bells! 6music teatowelclub

I have boiled eggs and soldiers. justsaying

I have a cold coming on. justsaying

Dreams are weird things. Brain trying to weave a narative around random images, but when did I take an interest in hill digging?

Tired this morning. Dreamed about being a special agent specialising in digging holes in hills from the top down for reasons I can't recall.

Damn. Just missed a new camera lens on eBay as I was looking the other way. Gits!

Cracked open a bottle of Badger beer's Hopping Hare. I love hares. They make great beers. :-)

This is pretty cool looking how society and language has changed http://ping.fm/1HXez

I have just bought a rocket lolly from the ice cream van. On this hot and sunny day it is very welcome. :-)

Blimey it's warm today. No sign of the sun, but it's heat is everywhere. I may have a cold beer. noexcusereallyneeded

Time for bed. Sleepy and legs are alive. Night Night world. Don't shed a tear in my absence. I will not be far and will awake in the morn.

Damn I love roasted artichokes! justsaying

Never thought I would see England as top of the world rankings. Have I drifted into another reality? cricket

Time for bed. Sleepy tired like feeling upon me.
Night night planet Earth! Cat waves goodnight.

I am considering the purchase of new tunes from Apple's emporium of music. I am perusing the shelfs as an Edwardian schoolmaster.

The thermometer says it is 17 degrees. For the day this woud be cool. For the night it is hot. We are very fickle creatures.

It is hot. I will sleep from exhaustion later so this is irrelevant.

I have whisky. I had whisky last night. I am spoiling myself.

Puy lentils cooked in swiss vegetable stock with organic green beans and salad, served with a light rye and caraway bread. nomnomnom

Life is confusing. It never used to be this confusing.

I am eating a salted spring onion. justsaying

Late breakfast. Rabbit hutch muesli again. needseatingup

Caravan's Golf Girl! What's next, Neil's version of "Hole in my shoe"? teatowelclub @bbcchrishawkins hippyradio

I have whisky. Just opened a 15 year old bottle of Dalwhinnie.

Even Bagpus was never this tired!

Hahaha! http://ping.fm/c8PvP

Off to bed now. Legs are alive. Time to go sleep and dream of wonderful things. nightnight

Lost a filter for my new earphones. Eeek! Oh well, I have more. veryzenapproach

Supper's ready! Gnocchi with salad :-) lovely

Nice out. Pity I don't have a day off. Oh well....

Cat is snoring and her feet are dancing in the air. I wonder what is in her catdream?

Right! Time for bed. If our muppet PM and London mayors find their way back from expensive holidays blow a raspberry at them!

Decided to skip the wine this evening.
I have whisky! :-)

Off topic: I need a 50mm LTM to M mount adapter for my camera. Any offers? whatriot?

Mushrooms rehydrating. Salad is waiting. Pasta and pesto to come. :-) Now then, red wine or red wine? Decisions decisions.

I need some grub. Going to the kitchen to make some pasta salad.

Amazing amount of coverage on the news re London riots. Out of proportion to the rest of the world news. Media too London focused again!

I have just eaten a carrot justsaying

Got my new earphones in. ipod on random. "it's me...it's kathy...I've come home...ahahahahahah"

Delicious cold glass of coconut milk hitting the spot this morning. Ooo.... so good! :-)

Coach ticket bought. Aeroplane ticket bought. I just need to get there now. holiday

right. Thoughts. Another beer or not? Can't belive I'm having to make a choice.

Enjoying a second chinese beer. justsaying

Looking forward to the bbcproms tonight! Chroal music, Mahler and Brahms. Should be brilliant! @bbcproms

I am drinking chinese beer. The comrades of the peoples republic have excelled themselves. delicious

Only went in for orange juice and cat litter! tescofail

Popped into Tesco on the way home with bag full of food. Stopped on the way out by security guard and manager for 'rubbaging in my bag'.

These new earphones are an unexpected joy. Went looking for desired Etymotics HF-5 but bought Phonak Audéo instead. They are fab!

I am in the pub. There is free wifi and a juggler. More pubs should have circus acts except clowns. Clowns are just wrong. noclownsinpubs

A welcome cuddle from cat this evening.

I am making curry and drinking cornish ale. justsaying

Just downloaded the new Beruit album. That'll sort me for the bus journey today :-)

Am scoffing some home made rye bread with organic dips from a lovely man at the harbourfestival.

I want ice cream. Why does no body deliver ice cream?

Buying an aeroplane ticket, bus ticket and coach ticket. Getting all in alignment in both directions is a challenge worthy of Ceaser!

Oh bleeding no. Not Football filling up the airways again with its pretence of being oh so important. summerfreeoffootballisbetter

I'm hungry. Time for rye bread, cheeses and salted cucumber and tomatoes.

Now to hit the pillows. Sleepy eyes!