Tis me! It's bright and warm here in da west!

Sleep time. So damn hot though, don't know how I will.

Hahahaha..... http://ping.fm/BBFJH

Apple's email is down. How am I to enjoy my daily spam deleting without access?

I like two weekly bin collections! Pickles you prat! Don't you see how this discourages recycling?

Time to sleep. Whisky nightcap and then to bed.

Home made mushroom cream and Madeira soup with fresh dill, wild mushrooms and sage. Mmmmmm

I am very hungry. Considering my options. Posh soup is the most likely candidate tonight.

What a twat Hague is. He really is a first class pillock when it comes to anything. Does he really think his comments will help UK? daft

I am still 3Kg over my proper weight. Why won't it go away? Damn you body! Why do you make it so hard to get right?

I need a holiday! justsaying

Right then! I need a Fed-2b with Industar 50mm in perfect condition. Who has one spare?

Just back from a couple of a few hours at the pub. Some moron stuck Siege Siegue Sputnik followed by Blue on jukebox. Had to leave..

Next time I hear a Tory saying they didn't have a choice screwing up the economy I will personally go round and give him a chinese burn! git

Osborne's comments on Eurozone is like the annoying boy yelling at the grownups from the he knows better. Go away, play with your toys!

More coffee needed! justsaying

Time to sleep! I will dream marvellous things; will understand life's greatest mysteries, will discover fantastic truths and forget all.

Playing mellow jazz in the evenings remind me of when I was little staying at my Nan's house overnight.

I do love modern European Jazz! justsaying

Cat has paws around my neck and is snoring into my ear. I ask for a woman, I get Cat. Life sometimes has a weird sense of humour.

Still @bbcchrishawkins is on the radiobox from 7 so getting up early to make room for it won't seem very different to a weekday.

Tomorrow I have a new sofa being delivered. The old ones, however is still cluttering up my living room. Need to get them to the tip.

I am tired. I need whisky, women and wonderful music.

Big bowl of borch and smetana. Delicious! :-)

Big saucepan of borsch just prepared for tonight's supper. Veggies simmering now. Quick trip to the Polish shop for some Smetana later :-)

Food....mmmm.....

I have drunk 3 double whiskys. I am becoming 'casual'. Time to get some food.

Weird thing is, I'm really quite laid back but that was part of problem. I let things build up and had to snap things back into line. :-(

Bad day today. Had to 'have words' with my junior in work today. Brought the man to tears. Feel very bad now. Time to drink.

Toasted and crispy rye bread with garlic and cold beer. Nice!

I'm going to have a bath, drink some whisky and watch go to bed with a book and Cat. :-(

Crap day. Feeling very blue. Needing a cuddle. Anyone...anyone....oh well....

mmm... boiled chicken eggs with rye and caraway bread. nomnomnom

I have a red autumn ale. justsaying

Darker than the inside of the Ghost Train outside. Not looking forward to the ride this morning.

Muesli truly is rabbit crap from the bottom of the hutch. justsaying

Cat just brought in her morning breakfast hunt. This one was dead. That's not like her. She's just taken it outside to eat quietly. mouse

Ooo...get me with the shiny new Kasabian album in my hands. What pleasures can be made? What exciting times are ahead? *turning up volume*

I am home. I am waiting for two gas engineers. One to fix the boiler and one to check the metre. After this I am going to the pub! plans

Cooking a squash curry. The smell is very very good! :-) Even cat is licking her lips.

Back home. Beered out. Jarvis is a welcome homecoming 6music

I am going to the pub. The warm sunny weather demands a book reading time while enjoying a local ale.

Need to go shopping in a bit. Am in need of a few tasty consumables but can't drag myself away from @bjork on 6music

Sent flowers, chocolates and Sovetskya champanska to my friend and his new wife in Kyiv. Wedding was low key in jeans and t-shirts. fab

Trying to find a suitable bouquet of flowers to send to my friend Mike and his new wife in Kyiv. Bewildering choice. So many options! eek!

Time for bed. Sleepyhead needs some zeds. zzzz

Just realised I have £70 in Ukrainian money left over. Will need another visit to spend it. sensible

Off to watch Troll Hunter at @wshed today. Should be a cracker! :-)

One delicious mushroom and dill ommlette coming up. Who has the coffee?

Can't beleive I'm reading Dickhead Cheney is still saying waterboarding torture is fine and dandy. Guy is so round the rightwing bend.

Right! Feeling hungry. Boiled chicken eggs, rye bread and salted butter for breakfast. Lovely!

I am having a glass of whisky. This is necessary. It calls me from the bottle like some evil trapped harlot. I am weak. I cannot resist.

Now boiling sliced potato to accompany the salad. Dill at the ready! :-)

Lalalala......lalalalaaaaaa...hey jude singalong 6music teatowelclub

Still no hot water this morning. Not a problem. No chicken eggs left in the cupboard this morning. Big problem! breakfastfail

Sometimes a 15 year old single malt is just what is needed! whisky

Just caught up with torchwood on iplayer. Seems to get better and better!

Time for whisky!

Pie looking good so far. Shop out of dill. Crazy fools. Will need to have bare spuds!

Boiling some potato slices to accompany the chestnut and green beans pie :-) teanews

Lentil curry with braised tofu tonight. Lovely! suppernews

Loving Google's Freddie tribute this morning on their logo. Sound and all. Fab!

and who'd guess he has a book to publicise? darling

Mr. Darling seems to have a bee in his bonet doesn't he? Everyone was wrong, everyone was out to get him, he was the man who saved all?

Going for a walk in the sun! :-)

coffee and croissants with salted butter and apricot jam. Nicely Nicely!

Cat has gone to sleep but has forgotten to put tounge back in mouth. She looks a right loon! catnews

Watching doctorwho later. Noone say anything. I have a big stick!

Thinking of popping over to the Bristol Kite Festival today. Should be fun! http://ping.fm/WMhzt

Need to buy some new jeans. Worn mine out. Why are they so expensive?