Bottle of Fursty Ferret going down well....

Just realised I haven't had anything green in my diet today. Bad boy! Very bad boy!

No decent ghost stories on the radio. What gives BBC?

Damn these blood sucking evil vampyres! They're only ever after one thing...

Problem with eyeball soup is obtaining enough eyeballs to make it worthwhile. One wastes so much of a body.....

I wish those whailing harpies downstairs would quiet down......

mmm...frozen brain moose......my favourite! Drizzle some raspberry juice on top....